10. JUNK IN THE TRUNK® for trash collection. To be distinguished from FOR THE JUNK IN YOUR TRUNK® brand of pickup truck cargo liners.
9. CORNHOLIO® for t-shirts and baseball caps. One of the stranger facts about this trademark registration owned by South Carolina-based Cornholio, Inc., is that it claims a first use in commerce in 2008, but characters Beavis and Butthead who made the mark famous, went off the air in 1997.
8. OBESITY IS SUICIDE BY OVERDOES [sic] OF FOOD® Owned by the Michigan-based Fat Loss E-School Corporation. Typographical error included on original registration certificate.
7. BACK OFF BABY® For bustiers.
6. SLIMY GRIMY® Registered since 1981 and now incontestable. For cleaning preparations, namely, boat hull cleaning preparations.
5. ZOMBIES VS. CHEERLEADERS® For comic books but recently abandoned. Not sure who I was rooting for here.
4. DISGUSTING ANATOMY BRAIN® and DISGUSTING ANATOMY HEART® are both registered for toys "and playthings." What such playthings that aren't toys are they talking about here??
3. THE GREASY WIENER® for restaurant services. Not health food-specific, I suspect.
2. FULL CONTACT BINGO® Electronic Arts recently applied for this title in connection with online computer gaming. Not yet a trademark, just an application, but I've already ordered my advance copy of the game.
1. DEAD LAWYER® For a variety of items, including mouse pads.
