When Your Best Defense is a Really Stupid Offense Against an Internet Titan

What do you do when you thought it was a good idea to invest thousands of dollars in over 750 domain names that have "Google" in them, such as “GoogleGayCruises.com” and “GoogleDonaldTrump.com"? You apparently spend MORE money to hire a couple of lawyers to try and convince a federal judge that "GOOGLE" is just a generic term.  Oh, and you demand that the Court should cancel the world's most valuable trademarks so you can keep those domain names you worked so hard to cybersquat on register and use in good faith.